Haha wow I feel like a total and complete idiot! I am sitting at my house at night alone ( like I always do) and stupid me, I watched a scary movie...

'Stay Alive' to be exact, I'll describe what its about if you ask..

ANYWAY! ( inbetween all this theres like 10 or 15 minuets between each noise)

KEEP IN MIND: I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE! OK! BUM F*** EGYPT! Lol and my ONLY Neighbor is my Mother in Law and her sons Devon and Dustin. who live like 1 or 2 acres away. Her being the only neighbor is kind of scary. Other than her, the houses are like 5 miles apart and It would probably take the police 30 minuets to find my house... LOL XD

So I'm sitting at the computer listening to music and I hear this huge THUD! and I'm like,
"OMFG!!! What the hell was that????"

So I stand up and run around the room crazily trying to figure out what the hell that sound was. ( I have a 7 month old son btw)
and I look at him in his playpen and hes just sitting there looking at me like I'm fricken crazy.

So I think, " Alright Jamie.. your mind is playing tricks on you..Dont go nuts and hide in the closet like you did last time.." XD!

So I sat back down at the computer, and I got really into this fanfic I was reading and I got to the good part when the THUD got louder.. and CLOSER! I looked over the livingroom, shaking.. trying to figure out where the hell that sound was comming from, I scanned over the couch, ( Where my dogs were laying) and they weren't doing anything!

So I'm like, " WTF??? OK! seriously! I'm getting freaked out.. so if this could stop.. that would be great..."

and I'm sitting there thinking to myself, *Jesus Jamie, if you dont stop talking to yourself people are gonna think your crazy...* and no sooner did I finish my thought when I hear the THUD! AGAIN! LOUDER! and CLOSER!

I jump up, run into the kitchen, grab a knife and hide on the couch.

Pretty soon... Emeral starts crying... so I'm like *Crap! hes crying, and I'm scared shitless!* So I get up regardless of my fear and I give him his bottle, he quiets down and I sit back on the couch.

Well I get to watching TV and I start to fall asleep, ( I'm not sure how long I fell asleep but I got jolted awake when I heard what sounded like a gun shot)

So I looked over the livingroom again, and I decide to call my mother in law nextdoor to have someone to talk to.. lol

So I call her up and I get to talking to her, and I'm telling her about ALL the strange noises when she goes,
" Arent Devon and Dustin there with you??" and I'm like, " What? No. Its just me and Emeral.."
and she goes, " Well they headed over to your house about an hour ago.." and I'm just like....
* I'm going to kill them, when I find them they better be dead becuase I'M GOING TO MURDER THEM!!!*

So I tell her I'm alright and hang up.. then I wait...I put my boots on ( because it snowed ) and I put my jacket on and when I hear the noise I bolt out the door and start looking for them, thats when I ran smack dab into..... THE LOCHNESS MONSTER!!!
HAHAHA!!! I'm kidding... well at least THAT part I am... lol Had you going there didnt I??
anyays I bolted out the door and started running around the house looking for them, before I got completely around the house I saw them in the back yard, sitting on a stump, shooting the house with a BB gun. They didnt see me, and I was pissed XD

So I ran back around to the front and went through the trees until I got far enough behind them that I could scare them..But right when I went to jump out, shout, and throw snow at them this HUGE ass owl flew over my head and started hooting so loud that we all jumped up, screamed, and ran for the house. HAHAHA!

Moral of the story: Dont watch scary movies when your alone..and DONT jump to conclusions. Haha